The Real Housewives of South Boston

I really wish I'd found this sooner.  Genius.  "SUCK MY CUNT."

Textual Intercourse: You've Outgayed Yourself

Textual Intercourse: Pooping at Work

This video I posted really had a lasting change in my life.

Textual Intercourse: Clubfoot Shentessa

I made this one, don't hate.

me:  Did you know Ina won the daytime emmy for outstanding lifestyle/cooking host in 2009 and 2010?

Mia:  bish has TWO emmys??? gangsta!

Ina refused to meet a Make-A-Wish kid who wanted to cook with her. GANGSTA.

Textual Intercourse: Have Fun Smelling My Poops, Bitches

Textual Intercourse: Fun with Racism

Textual Intercourse: Food Network Thanksgiving Live

OMFG KILL IT WITH FIRE

Text Fail: TMI Edition

From White Lady to Hoodrat Realness in No Time Flat

The best part is the look on this bitch's face. Such disdain. This is my new catchprase.

Textual Intercourse: Ina Garten

I watch at least one episode of Barefoot Contessa every day, and I'm always finding more gems.  In her Ask Ina section, her response to a question about gravy is priceless (ps she used the same recipe and same footage 3 years running: make a new one!).  It's simultaneously bitchy gayness and mean girl.

 me:  OMG rarely her NY accent comes out and it's mazong.

me:  Toss it all togethah

Mia:  She covers that shit up like a teen pregnancy