Sometimes I wish a horrible accident would befall me, resulting in the loss of an eye. Preferably my left one, but hey, beggars can't be choosers. Nothing says badass like an eye patch. Xander Harris, Saul Tigh, Nick Fury--all wear eye patches, and all are badasses. I'd like it to be a cool accident, not like a deadly spooge facial gone horribly wrong. Unless I was blowing the devil and got spicy acid jizz in the eye, that might be neat. I'm thinking a knife fight with a terrorist.
Invent an accident and wear one. I'm sure you could come up with a good story that people would believe...
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