(More evidence for Team MANtasha: an apparent happy trail.)
It only took about two minutes of browsing a porn website, and I found Natasha, or "Scarlett Mei Dior." Tacky name, slut. I wonder if she even got to choose it though. You can see her in action here:
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Please allow me to share her profile with you:
Profile for: Scarlett Mei Dior
About her:
Name: Scarlett Mei Dior
Body type: Athletic
Pussy hair: Bald/shaven
Ethnicity: Black
Hair color: Dark
Tit type: Enhanced
Pussy type: Hybrid
Ass: Medium Ass
Tit size: Medium Tits
Summary
Scarlett Mei Dior is beautiful, and very well spoken. High cheekbones, sensuous eyes, and a pretty smile characterize Scarlett’s facial features. Scarlett was featured on a reality television show, and now she is ready for the biz. She has a toned body showcasing strong flat abs, a firm ass, and a pretty pussy with a clit piercing. In addition to all her other physical attributes, Scarlett has a nice set a boobs. Although a bit shy in front of the camera, when Scarlett relaxes, the sexual tigress emerges to entertain all with erotic magic.
Oooooookay, I have a few issues so far:
1) What the fuck is a hybrid pussy?!? Does it get really good mileage? Is it better for the environment? Is it rather quiet compared to other inefficient pussies? Is it pretentious?
2) "Erotic magic?" Is she pulling a rabbit out of her hybrid pussy?
The title of her video is "An Ohio Handjob." Here's the blurb for it:
"Overlooking a beautiful Miami view Scarlett is a pleasant distraction. Why pay any mind to the landscape when she's your date? She's slim and sexy as hell. I'm a sucker for smiles and she's got a big one. You really need to see her naked. It's quite the site to see her take off her clothes. She has nice tits and the flattest stomach. Some girls can give a hand job, and some girls can give a "HAND JOB". She's the latter. She uses all her assets. Pun intended. "
Oh, and the options for "pussy hair" are bald/shaven, big bush, and landing strip. One of the options for body type is "BBW." I do believe that stands for "big black woman."
I need to get a job freelance writing for the people who run these kind of websites. I could shit out more interesting copy, and at least it would be grammatically correct.
HAHAHAHA, that is 'EXACTLY' what I said, WTF IS A HYBRID PUSSY?!?!?!?!?!?!
ReplyDeletehello, are you hybrid? If you are you can come normally or by sticking things into your asshole. For a girl it would be if she is clitoral or vaginal..
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(dont forget to bring me back my pots.. cleaned)
i think you're all faggots, a hybrid vagina is one that can transform into a freightliner tractor trailor. This differs from the regular vagina, which streches with age and multiple penis insertions of various girths; the alternative vagina type, is the one famous because it is known for the fact that fat girls stick match box cars into it. Now it becomes, a hybrid, after the first vagina type becomes so stretched out, or roast beefy (also known as theatre curtains/wizard sleeves/ or take what you can get'ems) that it can no longer hold said matchbox cars in the vaginal cavity with out involuntarily relinquishing them to rengade gypsies. At this time, said vagina's goto Professor X's secret lab, where he transforms them into the hybrid type. the hybrid type however is not known for exception sexually pleasurable capabilities. It will however, kick the living dog shit out of megatron. Who is incidently, my homeboy, which we kick it together all the time, on the reals. P.S. stop jacking off to pictures of your gypsy mothers hybrid vagina.
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