Time for the weekly skankfest. It looks like I just can't get away from the trannies. The episode opens with girls making comments about how manly Natasha and her man voice are. Bret brings out three "frumpy" girls for his current bitches to give makeovers. It's very She's All That, since it's obvious the girls are kind of pretty but dressed down. Natasha lets us know "I have an advantage in this challenge. I know what I'm doing. . . I'm obviously the queen of extreme makeovers." Is she letting the cat out of the bag? Or rather the cock out of the panties?
Bret announced that he is also a fan of natural breasts, and Farrah rolled her eyes. Her tits are offensive. My philosophy is if just one of your boobs is bigger than your head, you should have a matching gut. Farrah went on to say about a makeover contestant, "she's lookin' like a recovering heroin addict that was dressed up by a couple experimental monkeys." So you're saying she looked like any scrawny, pale-faced snatch walking for fashion shows?
Natasha had this to say about contestant Jennifer: "She dresses like a tacky crossdresser." I guess she would know, dressing like a tacky transsexual herself.
Our favorite girl Ashley mentioned that new girl Tammy "looks like Rosie O'Donnell if Rosie O'Donnell decided to wear make-up." She's quite astute. Later she spoke with Bret about Mr. Natasha: "I think, honestly what I really think is that she's a dude." She said at first it was a joke, but Natasha is weird, has a deeper voice than Bret, and wears tutus all the time because it hides her bulge. "I mean, have you ever seen her wear jeans? Hello! She's totally a man, and her real birth name was Nathaniel." Bless you black heart, sweety.
Old man Nasty decided to bring the new girls with him on tour: Jamie, Jennifer, and Kami; or, Sleepy, Snoozy, and Lunesta.
To wrap it up, Ashley spent the night with Bret, and Farrah said, "I'm not jealous of Ashley. I just wish I could have been there to participate or at least held the video camera for future fun times alone." *shudder*
Mantasha got the boot, and supposedly not because of her Adam's apple and prominent bulge. You can probably catch her every other Tuesday at Trannyshack. She's not classy enough to do something like the Baton Show Lounge. I just know her schtick is cutting herself on stage and pulling five yards of barbed wire analbeads from her ass to an Amy Grant song. No joke, they do shit like that at Trannyshack. Check it out if you're in the Bay Area! More on trannies later. . . RuPaul's Drag Race is fantastic, and I'll let you know all about it.
WHOA. Breaking news. Kind of. To me at least. I just spooked (nice usage, eh?) a comment on VH1's page about Natasha:
"mick Says:February 6th, 2009 at 2:05 am
she is in porn bangbros, check her out inTugjobs update: “An Ohio Hand Job” "
I must find out if this is true!
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