Sunday, January 17, 2010

Textual Intercourse


A friend sent me the above picture which prompted the following interaction:


me: if bitches could get double pregnant it would have happened a long time ago
hahaha then you could have a double abortion

brady: it would be a massacre

me: i'd get triple preg and then have an abortion so i could refer to the holocaust in my uterus
i'd nickname my ladyparts auschwitz
gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "bun in the oven'

brady: so if you have sex with the baby's father and he keeps getting the baby's baby pregnant in a loop, the final baby would be the most inbred creature.

me: good call
then it would finally pop out as sarah palin

brady: OMG
I almost wrote that

me: it is the most logical destination

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