Thursday, June 3, 2010

Textual Intercourse


Brady: I kind of wanted a danish and I was standing in line behind these fat people and I was overcome with like a feeling of self consciousness and felt really fat and I didn't get it.

me: aw so instead you're dining on sit-ups and tears

Brady: Well I shouldn't spend the money anyway.

me: you're right. that $2 could buy you....a travel packet of lube maybe. so you can get your sniz pounded anywhere

Brady: of course you know what that costs

me: ; )

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