Those Japanese Sure Know How to Do Suspense

Ahhhhhh!  I've been watching Asian horror films recently, and this 1:30 video about a tinkered child's game had me biting my nails.  Thanks, Travis:

Textual Intercourse

I whip my head back and forth

Here's a little excerpt from a conversation between me and my soul sister Jewess Mia:


Mia:  my cat is being annoying

Me: give it some peanut butter and a water spritz in the FACE

Mia:  lol he would bitch slap me back

Me:  slap that pussy

Mia:  he is more annoying than a child. 

Me: too bad shaking a cat only makes it angry

. . .

Me: I like my babies shaken, not stirred

Mia: lol what's that from?

Me:  ME

Judgment Withheld

I can't decide if I hate this or love it. Or love it because it's awful. These girls can sing, but is it a misuse of talent? Or a feminist expression? I'm just going to stop trying to decide and enjoy it.

Can't Wait!

Sunday Morning Scare

Oh No S/He Didn't!

Keep watching, keep watching, wait for it, waaaaait fooooooor it.  BAM.

Romeo

It took me way too long to do research and remember what this song was.  It makes me happpppyyyyyy.

You're So Hot

This makes me so horny and giggly.  I forgot about Dave Franco, the cuter, much less popular version of his brother James.

You're So Hot with Chris Mintz-Plasse and Dave Franco from Dave Franco

Drunk Priest Offers Oral Sex.... Shocking!

Help Fund the Gay Pimp Project!

Kickstarter is a fantastic site used to reach the commoners in order to fund independent projects.  Girls Will Be Girls funded their sequel (due out in November, shooting just wrapped!) this way.  I've been a die hard Jonny McGovern fan for many years now, and for all the free shit he's given us, it's absolutely worth a few coins to help fund his next four videos.  If you aren't familiar, check out the Gay Pimp website. The Gay Pimpin' with Jonny McGovern  podcast has brought innumerable hours of enjoyment to my life.  Every bit helps!  You pledge money, and if they reach their goal by the deadline (April 12, ,2011) you pay.  Otherwise, you get your money back.  But the goal is to make that donut money, honey.  I made a generous donation thanks to a nice tax break, but even a few dollars would be worth it if we all pitch in.  There are of course prizes for different levels of donations, so go to the Jonny McGovern Kickstarter page and check it out.  I am dying for a Chocolate Puddin' outgoing voicemail message in addition to the rest of the perks in my package.  I know you want to see more nude, sexy gentlemen and videos for great and hilarious songs that will entertain us for the rest of our lives.  Do your part :)