Friday, April 1, 2011
THE PODCAST IS HERE!!!
One and Half F*gs is currently available for download on iTunes. Subscribe, motherfuckers. This is the chld that Travis and I had that we just didn't have the heart to abort. Give it a listen; write a review! Tell us we're awesome, tell us we're unfunny assholes, just check it out! I hate the sound of my own voice, but listening to this shit was so funny, that I forgot about that. GET INTO IT HERE IF YOU WANT.
Sunday, March 27, 2011
Get Ready for a Fabulous Podcast
My friend Travis and I recorded the first episode of our podcast tonight. It's going to be hilarious and chocked full of gayness. If you like queef, shitty sex, and golden shower stories, this will be the show for you. I will of course notify you the moment it is available for download, but here's a little teaser for you (please note that the triangle is to be reminiscent of the symbol homosexuals would get in concentration camps).
Those Japanese Sure Know How to Do Suspense
Ahhhhhh! I've been watching Asian horror films recently, and this 1:30 video about a tinkered child's game had me biting my nails. Thanks, Travis:
Wednesday, March 23, 2011
Textual Intercourse
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| I whip my head back and forth |
Here's a little excerpt from a conversation between me and my soul sister Jewess Mia:
Mia: my cat is being annoying
Me: give it some peanut butter and a water spritz in the FACE
Mia: lol he would bitch slap me back
Me: slap that pussy
Mia: he is more annoying than a child.
Me: too bad shaking a cat only makes it angry
. . .
Me: I like my babies shaken, not stirred
Mia: lol what's that from?
Me: ME
Sunday, March 20, 2011
Judgment Withheld
I can't decide if I hate this or love it. Or love it because it's awful. These girls can sing, but is it a misuse of talent? Or a feminist expression? I'm just going to stop trying to decide and enjoy it.
Tuesday, March 15, 2011
Romeo
It took me way too long to do research and remember what this song was. It makes me happpppyyyyyy.
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