From Last Night:
me: what's up??
Lila: hahahahhaaaaaaaaa
So, I read your blog today, as usual. Then, I tried to comment. I wanted my comment to say "I bet goldilocks has an innie."
BUT, my computer wouldn't let me post. SO, I texted it to you. Then, I added some. Basically, I said
me: ohno
Lila: "i bet goldilocks has an innie. I wonder what I have. Hmm, I went to the gyno today. I should have asked her! I mean, i bet she sees soooo many that she would know, right? I just hope mine's not porridge. or oatmeal...yet at least. but i guess that's a better question for my boyfriend."
BUT
instead of sending it to you
i ACCIDENTALLY
sent it
to my coworker at work.
me: AHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Lila: and she was like "wtf?"
Lila: I had some explaining to do there.
me: omg
Lila: haha, she's cool. But, i feel SO awkward
so, i was like
Oh, sorry Jeannine! That wasn't for you
then write
me: technology is so dangerous
hahaha
Lila: wrote: that was for my friend schad, he writes a blog about vaginas and porn
(which doesn't sound much better!)
me: yeah that's much better
Lila: i know!
so, then she was like, "haha, okay"and i sent her the link to your blog
me: she's like "i don't think this is really appropriate for work"
Lindsay: now you will have a new reader, and i will have a co-worker who thinks about oatmeal vagina every time she looks at me.
maybe you should post this story...
Lila: NO Oatmeal Vagina at work. I'm pretty sure my boss wrote that in the office rules.
DONE
how are you dearie?! Don't you have to go to bed?
me: porridge poon
i'm good!
Lila: hey, shut it
i DO NOT have porridge poon!
me: stressed but pretty good
is it mm mm good?
Lila: stressed? work? boys? smelly people at work?
haha, YES. My gyno likes it.
me: work of course.
do you have male or female gyno? preference?
Lila: FEMALE
She is cute and Asian.
She's fast. I love her.
. . .
Sounds like a BDSM sketch
do you have a safe word?
"Shut up biatch!" would be a good one
me: i know i'm up late for me, but i want to watch intervention before i go to bed.
i love that show because it makes me feel better about myself
Lila: okay, go watch
haha
me: really? no comment of NF?
Lila: LOVE
me: oooh i added "angelmaker" to urban dictionary!
Lindsay: nice
def?
yes, i saw the NF comment
Lila: Perfect safe word
poyfect
hahha.
good def
that needed to be added
"I'm not a murderer, I'm an ANGELmaker"
me: yes! that'll be my strategy if i go postal some day. the "Angelmaker Defense"
Lila: it's a good one
okay, i'm tired now
alright lovey
goodnight
me: we'll talk later, PP
kisses
Lila: hey, i am NOT a porridge poon;(
me: maybe not, but you totally opened pandora's BOX
Lila: haha
like my winking frowny face?
byeeeeeeee
me: nighty night
Lila: i'm so embarrassed to go to work tomorrow
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